Part 535: Frederick C

Er, Frederick?

Yes, milady? How may I be of service?

Well, see, I was wondering... And this may be an odd question, but... Well, what do you think of me?

Think of you, milady? *Ahem* Well, you are flexible of limb and move with an economy of motion. You have the qualities of a superior fencer. I would recommend a light rapier to start.

No, I'm not talking about being a soldier. What I mean is... What do you think of me as a woman?

Do I find you attractive? Is that your meaning?

I suppose so, yes.

Hmm... A difficult question, if I may speak bluntly. I'd not thought of you in such terms before, and so cannot provide a meaningful answer.

Oh. That's just what he said...

Who?

Khan Basilio. He never takes me seriously, no matter what I do. I guess I just don't have any appeal for older men. My dance teacher once told me I had to learn how to captivate anyone. Otherwise, no one would believe my performance.

So your interest was professional rather than personal. I see... While I'm sure you are blessed with many charms, they are sadly lost upon me.

I'm sorry I could not be more encouraging. Now, if you will excuse me...

Er, yes. Thanks, I guess.